Eighteen Words. A Thousand Lives.

Ready to see what women over 50 can say in just 18 words?
Below, you’ll find minimoirs from our readers—bold, funny, and beautifully human. Read a few, then take the challenge yourself. Because your story deserves to be told, too.
To Share Your Life in 18 Words
Click HERE to submit your 18 word minimoir for a chance to have it featured here!
Complete the Challenge on your own, as part of a group or club you belong to (book club, game club, knitting group, or writing group, just to name a few), or offer the challenge to a group you work with.
The rules are simple: Submissions should be from women over 50, exactly 18 words, and biographical.
Looking for inspiration? Read the minimoirs below from our fabulous readers, and then let your personal story come to life.
Read this article for the origin story of our Minimoir™ Challenge.
We can’t wait to read your minimoir.
The Minimoir Collection
Funny, bold, authentic memoirs told in 18 words.
Get inspired, then take the challenge yourself.
Tamie,
66,
Summit Point
WV
Second born. Physician sacred calling 45 years. Nineteen kids some bio some adopted can remember which is which.
Kay,
69,
Rogers
AR
Grow up. Get excited. Give it all. Give out. Give up. Get over it. Get a new life.
Didi,
57,
East Corinth
VT
Born an old soul. Abandonment issues most of my life. No longer settling or abandoning myself. Evolving. Manifesting.
Sandi,
68,
Safety Harbor
FL
Fifty years of footsteps carried me around the world; every mile taught me midlife is just the middle.
Franceen,
75,
Canada
A rough start trying to figure out how to be loved; finding the answer and peace in myself.
Gloria,
60,
Baton Rouge
Half at life at 50. Divorced and living a whole nother life with money, autonomy, grown kids. Bliss.
Sybil,
84,
New York
NY
Emboldened by Women’s Movement and supportive boss, I, an unmarried, hopeless secretary became a screenwriter, Mrs. and Mom
Patti,
71,
Snoqualmie
WA
Loss of my daughter reinvented me to be positive, creative, supportive of others. No regrets. Became a triathlete.
Laurie,
74,
Phoenix
AZ
A life defined by kids, dogs, friends, people I’ve loved and my own conception of who I’ve become.
Karin,
53,
Sioux Falls
SD
Daughter of narcissists, wife of bearded hero, mother of artists, mother of many. I am my own savior.
Julie,
65,
Mexico
The complexity of life
Many poems in the making
A thousand paintings
Too many friends to count
Love
Kristine,
76,
Camano Island
WA
My head makes mistakes. My heart has led me astray. My body…don’t ask! My gut is infallible.
Karen,
75,
Spring Lake
Lived by “never feared being lost just found a new way to go,” new adventures; new lives.
Soni,
63,
Secaucus
NJ
From soulless corporate career to beloved piano teacher. Retiring soon and seeking new adventures. I’m nowhere near finished.
Lori,
67,
United States
I’ve come so far: changing, learning, growing, feeling too much, working on finding the elusive authentic me.
Leslie,
76,
Tiverton
My stable upbringing and solid late marriage allowed me to confidently enjoy a long adventurous and satisfying life.
Jay,
50,
United States
Blissfully naive and self-aware at 50. Foot massager. Warm mug. Purring. Petrichor. Glowing candles. Happily ever after.
Lisa,
69,
USA
Through tragic storms and wondrous heights, I discovered the ultimate truth: kindness and compassion are the final answers.
Helene,
76,
Madison
WI
Wildling reaching for Farthest North, rocking the boat as she crosses beyond offspring…beloved with beautiful steadfast wings.
Leslie,
74,
Hampton
NH
Born in ’52. Innocent, misunderstood, abused. Searching for love. Times two, now gone. Giving, loving, caring, still here.
Jeanne Bella,
83,
MA
Middle child, eczema, black tunnel divorce…making me strong, independent, creative…onto mother, mentor, grandmother…life is good.
Vicki,
68.75,
Princeton
ME
My mother told everyone I was needy as a child.
Lived life that way.
Until I didn’t.
Natalie,
66,
Silver Spring
MD
Long Island to Florida at 13. Shy, late bloomer. Fell in love with nature. Married my soul mate.
Donna,
62,
Mt Kisco
NY
When I feel down
I look at this picture
and remember that
I am queen of the mermaids
Janice,
73,
Brooklyn
Followed the good Jewish girl road map. Hit some dead ends. Found my own path. Now stronger, confident.
Carmella,
65,
Montvale
NJ
The quiet twin. The universe sent a mentor who saw my potential. Designer. Wife. Mother. Then—a rainmaker.
Renee,
57,
Huntington
On bad days, regret devours me. On good days, I’m everyone’s best friend, hopelessly in love with humanity.
Lisa,
68,
AZ
After the sadness fades there’s survival, peace, happiness, love, happy shiny future ahead! Time to do it all.
Michele,
New York
NY
I travel someplace new on every birthday: unfamiliar landscapes, ancient recipes, unexpected art—fireworks for both brain and heart.
Hazel,
77,
Santa Barbara
CA
You all have nice teeth
wish I could have afforded to keep mine
empty spaces in my mouth
Lucy,
70,
Carlsbad
CA
Best life now, worth the wait. Learning. Teaching. Making new memories, and reliving old, good ones. Happiness counts.
Stephanie,
65,
Encinitas
CA
A penguin born to lions escaped into books until she could travel for real and discover worlds within.
Betty,
76,
Crested Butte
CO
I believed him. Emotional vulnerability is necessary to con, but he didn’t know who he was f*cking with.
Angie,
57,
Savage
MD
Trudging the miles shouldering heavy loads, everything to everyone, losing my soul. This journey’s final leg, imminent, inescapable.
Michelle,
69,
Rockville
MD
Grew up in a small town, didn’t have everything, but I had a library card, passport to everywhere.
Martha,
77,
Jacksonville
FL
Throughout my seven decades life has been love and family. Kindness and respect are reciprocal. Dessert, yarn: nonnegotiable!
Billie,
90,
Jacksonville
FL
Ninety years and still relevant. Five-star husband, daughter, granddaughter, sisters, friends, career, retirement. With gratitude and no regrets.
Emily,
76,
Jacksonville
FL
Proud Florida pioneer descendant embracing family, friends, and home. Joyful in creative pursuits. Relishes the Great American Songbook.
Anonymous,
Jacksonville
FL
I regret nothing. I regret nothing. I regret nothing. I regret nothing, I regret nothing. I regret nothing.
Katherine,
50,
Jacksonville
FL
Wife, mother of two, daughter, lawyer, lover of singing, lover of life and family. I am very blessed.
Laura,
91,
St. Johns
FL
Sixty-seven years of companionship. Moments of joy, love, sorrow, withdrawal, renewal. Moving forward—still unlimited possibilities, new experiences.
Allison,
45,
Jacksonville
FL
Independence is actually weaving your people so tight you can collect as much living as life can hold.
Ruth,
75,
Lancaster
PA
Bicultural daughter of missionaries bikes across northern Japan to retrace her roots, uncover family secrets, and find home.
Walker,
71,
Central
VA
She was a good girl. Now adult, her mother says: Please don’t say anything to upset your brothers.
Jessie,
91,
Laguna Woods
CA
Nine decades plus, living history, known great love, experienced art, endured pain, enjoyed people, and am still here.
Debra,
59,
Long Beach
CA
Jewish New York girl moves to California; finds love. Banker to Gerontologist, honoring loving ancestors, caring for others.
Barb,
65,
Prosper
TX
Small town girl. Teacher, stockbroker, stay-at-home mom, office worker. Married, four daughters, five grandchildren. Happy. Loved.
Susan,
70,
St. Augustine
FL
I came into this lifetime to learn to be kind, strong, and genuine. I’m still working on it.
Adrienne,
55,
Cincinnati
OH
I keep moving toward a more authentic me by challenging my limits, honoring the opportunities, because I can.
Linda,
61,
Boston
MA
Brother dies. At 21, grief overwhelms. Recover at 23. Single till 39. Marry at 42. Baby at 43.
Risa,
74,
Oakland
CA
Storyteller, married young. Found helping careers, worked, wrote, and bore three children. Now I’m my husband’s caregiver. Bittersweet.
Pauline,
60,
Lincolnshire
(UK)
Scarred but standing, I faced the mirror. Once afraid, now unbroken. Cancer came, tried, failed. I’m still here.
Vicki,
69,
Mill Valley
CA
Divorcing at midlife as a mom turned this once shy hippie girl into a successful journalist and author.
Lori,
64,
Hendersonville
NC
I ran away from home at 53. Then found the woman that I was always meant to be.
Carol,
74,
San Jose
CA
Not of this world. More outlier than outcast. I am who I am, take it or leave it.
Jen,
59,
Red Bank
NJ
Not one but two brushes with death too young. So a battery keeps my heart ticking at 59.
Theresa,
60,
Dayton
OH
I’ve survived most abuses known. Yet still, I rise. I won’t let them define me. Only I can.
Karen,
63,
Baltimore
MD
I died. When I woke up, I sounded like Brenda Vaccaro, not a good thing for a cantor.
Kerry,
57,
St. Petersburg
After cancer, politics, and motherhood remade me, I claimed the story I’d buried–the one that demanded light.
Sunny,
71,
USA
Bohemian, nomadic adventuress and domestic goddess, in awe of this miraculous life I’ve been so blessed to live.
Elizabeth,
54,
Las Vegas
NV
After years of being forced into a box, I found the courage to be whatever shape I want.
Leslie,
72,
Sister Bay
WI
Silent night made me silent no more. Embracing the true power of “I am the way”: my mantra.
Charlotte,
63,
Millington
MD
Lost neglected child, mother, survivor. Divorced, broke, alone. Words became my bricks. Built a house, work, hope, future.
Kathy,
66,
East Helena
MT
A constellation of selves–neglected, lonely, and alone; trusting but betrayed; angry, determined; still awed by life’s beauty.
Renee,
62,
Denver
CO
I used time like it was endless until I could see the end. Now I treasure each day.
Karen,
63,
Baltimore
MD
I was the girl shot out of the cannon, Broadway-bound, now singing in synagogue and polishing poems.
Holly,
57,
Dexter Township
MI
I am reading and writing as much as I want, working to live, but not living to work.
Michael,
71,
Chatsworth
Christmas Eve 2025. I’m inside. I was outside for 25 years. I learned a lot. I’m stronger now.
Gabrielle,
54,
Elkins Park
Wanted to be Miss Piggy. Theater school, crazy jobs, writing, love.
Parenting neurodivergent kids, big C twice. Defiant.
Michele,
60,
Northford
CT
She dreams, fighting the shackles of expectations not meant for her, ascends to become her own fierce champion.
Karen,
59,
Millville
PA
Four decades after my first riding lesson, I’m still enchanted with horses and my life in the saddle.
L,
62,
Lincolnshire
IL
Spilling feminist truth, words on page to heal rage. Ongoing peace talks with a body overused and fractured.
April,
51,
Providence
RI
Abused in many forms, fighter, owning my life, kind but powerful, empathetic, passionate, loud, and forever unabashedly real.
Mary,
63,
Columbia Station
OH
Tumultuous childhood, young love, mothering joys, loss, big C, scarred, learner, ever-evolving, stronger, wiser, lover, embracing ambiguity.
Tracy,
65,
Brodhead
WI
From disco queen to bingo queen, the in-between of love, laughter, and tears has been a blessing.
Elizabeth,
69,
Graham
NC
My husband bench-pressed me before his softball games, but that was 40 years and 20 pounds ago.
Mica,
66,
Ocala
FL
Unwanted at birth, overworked in life, survived a cult, men, and my own brain—emerged sarcastic, slightly feral.
Julie,
66,
Windermere
FL
My controlling mother said proper ladies don’t ride motorcycles; I say cheers to being thoroughly and completely improper.
Slavica,
67,
Belgrade
Serbia
Seven years after defending my Doctorate in Economics, I was fired as a “technological surplus” —shocked, in disbelief
Lisa,
62,
Bethesda
MD
Reading since 3, journaling since 14, striving to be the best partner, parent, writer, friend at every age.
Susan,
71,
Mesa
AZ
A Leo woman in a relationship with a married Gemini man, started as sex but grew to love.
Beth,
71,
Sun City
AZ
25 years keeping my head down; 45 speaking my truth despite barriers. Safe and blooming in old age.
Janet,
69,
Marysville
MI
Unwanted misfit. I know. Successful without pride. Ate my words until I couldn’t. Sometimes breathless yet I rise.
Barbie,
51,
Houston
TX
Sun. Fun. Lost. Boys. Blur. Lies. Man. Left. Found. Fought. Free. Friends. Michael. Love. Daughters. Sad. Fat. Family.
Angela,
68,
Tellahassee
FL
Early sob story. Grew beyond it. JOY now found in art, laughter, music, chosen family, and inner peace.
Michelle,
54,
Ridgely
Rising above scapegoating and lies, to mothering hard, flawed and otherwise. Nothing keeps me from Spirit’s loving embrace.
Susan,
74,
Edgartown
MA
Watching my parents drink themselves stupid and mean, I decided no, not for me. I am fine. Now.
Heather,
50,
Staunton
VA
Today he packed up the last box, loaded it into her truck, and promised to visit for Christmas.
Haline,
89,
Pompano Beach
89-year-old Polish girl from Brooklyn. 100% Pisces. She paints. She writes. She’s me. I love her.
Teresa,
71,
Poughkeepsie
NY
The pills lined up like soldiers, fatigue glued me to the couch, quiet terror of every unfamiliar ache.
Nina,
60,
Brunswick
ME
A Viking Jewess, I’ve set sail, wandered and wondered. Norway, USA, Israel, discovering new iterations of my multiplicity.
Jacqueline,
61,
Brooklyn
NY
Bookish farm girl turned New Yorker. Single mom, favorite granny, author, world traveler, loyal friend and joyful lover.
Bobbie,
71,
Williamburg
MI
Student, lover, warrior, corporate executive, husband, father, divorcee, remarried, transgender epiphany, renewed vows, Living life authentically, finally peace!
Linda,
66,
Salem
SC
Fragile orchid learns to heed her soul’s desires. Transforms into a wildflower, thriving in the most unlikely places.
Julie,
46,
Lawrence
KS
Loud, outcast; didn’t play by the rules. Until the rules changed, I found words gave me comfort.
Mira,
78,
Methuen
MA
Three countries, languages, two divorces, one long loving marriage then widowhood. Pandemic gift’s, the love of my life
Susan,
70,
St. Augustine
FL
An only child with five siblings, being wholly myself within a tribe. The gift has endured 70 years.
Robin,
70,
Brunswick
ME
A Micro Memoir:
I was born.
For forty years, I did not die.
Then I learned to live.
Sharon,
65,
Silverton
OR
Death defined childhood.
Birth defined womanhood.
I have no lover.
I am Crone, the love of my life.
Kim,
61,
Sea Cliff
NY
Three of five, dreamer, reader, pleaser, always nurturing, surviving, recovering. Brave, fierce advocate. Guided by mommas–mine excluded.