Good Enough Housekeeping: Finally, a Magazine That Gets It

We don’t need another magazine telling us to “curate” our homes or “manifest” inner calm. Good Enough Housekeeping salutes the women who light a candle over chaos, hide the laundry, and call it ambiance. 

I don’t subscribe to lifestyle magazines. Mostly because whatever they tell me I do, I’ll do the opposite. While Martha Stewart suggests crafting a centerpiece from pinecones foraged on your private estate, my table’s got last week’s mail and a pile of folded laundry.

But if someone launched Good Enough Housekeeping? I’d subscribe before the ink dried.

This isn’t your grandma’s homemaking magazine. No, Good Enough Housekeeping celebrates the women who clean only what the guests will see and know that the true backbone of civilization is the person who can MacGyver a meal out of a can of beans, frozen rice, and a half-brown avocado.

This, my friends, is a magazine that doesn’t shame you for imperfection—it canonizes it.

Here’s a peek at Good Enough Housekeeping, for those who know that “done” is better than “perfect,” dust adds character, and a little wine counts as self-care and hydration.

Regular Features: News You Can Actually Use

Behind the glossy cover (featuring a slightly bewildered woman holding a Target-brand Swiffer) you’ll find monthly wisdom that doesn’t involve words like “curate,” “manifest,” and “detox.”

Domestic-ish Goddess

A celebration of the small wins:

• Spraying Febreze directly at the problem and calling it aromatherapy.
• Wiping one counter and declaring “spot cleaning accomplished.”
• Making pasta without having to dig the box out of the trash for instructions.

Product Reviews for Real Life

Everyday products tested under actual middle-aged conditions: dim lighting, low patience, mild resentment. They review mascaras that promise “24-hour wear” (why?), pants designed by sadists, and appliances that assume you don’t get impatient waiting two minutes for toast. Categories include: Overhyped, Overpriced, and Actually Offensive.

Houseplant Hospice: You Tried. It Died.

Because sometimes even your best intentions can’t save a pothos. This section honors the leafy casualties of your optimism, and encourages you to buy another monstera you’ll likely forget to water by Sunday.

The Good Enough Hall of Fame

Because not all heroes wear capes. Some just remember to defrost the chicken before 7 p.m.

Inductees include:

• The Innovator Who Rinsed Out and Reused the Same Ziploc Bag 34 Times
• The Woman Who Finally Deleted the Fitness App
• The Hero Who Brought Store-Bought Quiche and Took Credit
• The Icon Who Put Away Clean Laundry the Same Day That It Was Washed

Recipe Section: Meals That Technically Count

Who has time for 12-step recipes and artisanal garnish? The culinary editors (each owning at least one melted spatula) bring you dinners that satisfy both hunger and the low bar of effort.

Monthly lineups include:

• One-Pan Wonder: How to Cook, Serve, and Eat From the Same Skillet
• Five Ways to Turn Leftovers Into New Leftovers
• Weekly Meal Prepping and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves
• Cocktails That Double as Coping Mechanisms
• Crockpot Alchemy: How to Convince People Chili Is Gourmet

Bonus tip: If you serve it in a bowl, it’s considered a meal.

Fitness Corner: Because We’re Already Exhausted

Let’s retire the idea that we all want to look like we’re auditioning for a Marvel movie. Good Enough Housekeeping highlights the everyday strength it takes to carry emotional baggage, heavy purses, and the mental load of remembering everyone’s birthdays. Because your strongest muscle? The one that lifts the middle finger to unrealistic expectations.

Highlights include:

• Strength training: Bringing in all the grocery bags in one trip because you refuse to make two.
• Sprints: To the bathroom after two cups of coffee and a sneeze.
• Chair yoga for the chronically online: One stretch per scroll.
• Cardio: Chasing a recycling truck down the street because you forgot it was Thursday.
• Stretching: Reaching for the remote that’s just out of range.
• Resistance training: Saying no without explaining why.

Style and Beauty

We’re done pretending. This spread features emotional-support leggings (with pockets, of course), sweatshirts that whisper “I gave up, but chicly,” and the elusive bra that doesn’t feel like medieval armor.

Articles include:

• Dry Shampoo: The Unsung Hero of Women Everywhere
• Crow’s Feet are Proof of Laughter (and Bad Lighting)
• Messy Buns That are Now a Lifestyle Choice
• Eyebrows: Symmetry Is Overrated
• Bold Lips Shades That Say, “Yes, I’m Still Mad”

Advice Column: Dear Dr. Dismissive

Where hard-earned wisdom meets mild apathy. Dr. Dismissive is your unofficial life coach who swears by the motto, “Don’t sweat the small stuff. Lump it together with the big stuff and have a major breakdown instead.”

Sample exchange:

Q: How often should I deep-clean my oven?

A: Define “often.” Then halve it.

Q: I feel guilty for ordering dinner out three nights this week.

A: You’re stimulating the local economy. Heroic, really.

Seasonal Specials

Each season brings its own unique blend of chaos and charm, and they’re here to help you meet it halfway.

Spring: The Performance Art of Intention

Crack a window, make a to-do list, and wipe out one drawer before taking a “quick break” that lasts three days.

Summer: For the Chronically Overheated and Underwhelmed

Keep blinds closed, fans blasting, and expectations low. (Bonus: This strategy also works for most interpersonal conflicts.) Iced coffee, wine, and anything that once saw water all count as hydration if you believe in yourself. Remember: Your beach body is the one you arrive in—preferably carrying snacks.

Fall: Pumpkin Spice and Lowered Standards

Put on the sweater, cue up Netflix, and indulge in the perfect blend of cinnamon, cloves, and quiet resignation. And for décor? A few pumpkins and whatever leaves blew in. Nature did it. Call it rustic.

Winter: Hibernation Station

The definitive guide to blanket layering, soup hierarchy, and strategic avoidance of plans. Includes an exclusive bonus: The Holiday Survival Guide, featuring:

• Gift Wrapping With Grocery Bags
• Re-Gifting Without Guilt
• New Year, Same You, But With More Comfortable Shoes

Editor’s Letter

At its core, Good Enough Housekeeping is about radical acceptance.

Your worth isn’t measured by the shininess of your floors or the Instagrammability of your charcuterie board. It’s measured by your ability to laugh at the chaos, eat hummus and pita for lunch with no shame, and keep showing up—even if your bra doesn’t.

Because perfection?

Overrated.

Good enough?

That’s a lifestyle.